Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pump the brakes, sister.

I just wanted to run my errands, get some groceries for the meal I was taking to a sick friend, then boogie on home and enjoy the ride while doing so. It didn't happen. As I was doing forty-five in a twenty-five, the unthinkable happened. Those darn red flashing lights, the ridiculously embarrassing high-pitched sirens - OMG, he was pulling ME over. What a sucky sitch. I had to juggle the iPod out of my lap, put down the cell phone, turn off Tom-Tom, and lower the volume on Zeke's dvd player all while fishing around for my driver's license. Didn't that copper know I was too BUSY to get a ticket today??? Jesus. Anyway, here's where all the right stuff clicked into place: I found my license and then...BONUS...I found my little Get Out Of Jail Free Card that my brother the piggy (cop) gave me a few years back in addition to the nice, big, fat, FOP symbol for my license plate. Yippity skippity. I handed it all over to the big daddy at my window, he smiled, asked where brother piggy worked, we chatted for a few minutes about brother piggy's job, then big daddy told me he was "happy to see that Zeke and I were buckled in safely" and to have a good day. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA! I was all smiley and happy and polite and ready to put on my little turn signal to leave when Zeke yelled from the back..."I TOLD MOMMY TO SLOW DOWN - SHE'S A DANGEROUS DRIVER!"

Thanks for diming me out, punk.

8 comments:

Christa C. said...

zeke is truly wonderful. the combination of your's and paul's personality is too much for me to take

Kelly said...

You are one lucky ducky! Speeding tickets are so expensive...yet it doesn't seem to deter me at all.

Shannon said...

i love zeke's comment. too funny. if only he actually knew he was diming you out.

Lesley said...

Zeke cracks me up! You are very lucky that he didn't give you a tickets! Thanks for the dinner we really enjoyed it!

Jenn said...

LOL well now we know Zeke will rat you out without a hint of guilt. He truly is a normal 3 yr old boy. Both of mine would do the same thankfully I have not gotten caught. So what exctly did you show him???? A get out of jail free card. Hmmmmm you naughty girl.

Stinky John Jones said...

That is great! It's always nice to use THAT card, huh!

Denise said...

LOL LOL LOL all I can say.

DembroskyFamily said...

You lucky duck. Gee I wonder if Zeke ha Dimed you out for other things?

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